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Bad Joke
by Pout
It had taken them many years, much blood and sweat. Finally, they had found it. One Piece: the ultimate treasure.
Zoro stared and stared and then he twitched. “You’re kidding, right?”
“Thirty years… Thirty years!!”
“Calm down, Usopp,” Nami said as she smacked him upside the head. “This can’t be right.”
Meanwhile, Luffy was jumping around ecstatically. “We found it!!”
Chopper watched his captain with a puzzled expression on his face and tried to interject. “Luffy…”
“We finally found it! We win!!”
“But Luffy…it’s a-”
“This is so awesome! Nami, put it on!” The dread Straw-Hat pirate was immediately bashed into the ground.
“Get away from her, you dumbass!”
In the corner, Usopp was trying to reassess the situation. “Thirty years… Thirty years…for a one-piece bathing suit?!”
Luffy laughed. He thought it was a great joke.
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