Disclaimer: The author of this fanfiction does not, in any way, profit from the story. All creative rights to the characters belong to their original creator(s).
Click Test
by Pout
“Do you hear that? Stop, hold on. Do you hear that? Sounds like someone’s at the.. ah!.. at the door! Quit it!”
Nip. Kiss. Lick. “Ignore it.”
“What if it’s im-ohhh-portant?” Kiss, kiss, bite.
“No.” Bite, lick, suck.
“Um…what do you mean, ‘no’?”
“Leave it, Iruka.”
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
“They’re still…ohmygod, (do that again!). Shouldn’t we-”
“No.” Nip, nip, bite, kiss, suck, kiss, bite.
“But-”
“Fine.” Tiger, dragon, ox, boar, tiger, goat, llama, eel, porcupine. *Poof*
“What did you…?”
From the other room: “Yes, hi, go away, we’re having sex and you’re interrupting.” SLAM.
“Kakashi! What did you do? That’s inappropriate! And a total waste of chakra!”
Kisssssssss.
Sigh……….
“How about this, then?”
Tiger, dragon, ox, boar, tiger, goat, llama, eel, porcupine, dolphin. **POOF**
“What-?”
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
“Oh my god!”
“And they’re all nude, too. Aren’t I talented?”
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